I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
(via hit-an-alltimelow)
The World Is Strange, But Beautiful
What's a fine human specimen like you doin in a place like this? Well,
I am here to entertain you
....you know I pretty much like everything. So come and like everything with me.
JUMP ON THE FRICKING MAGIC CARPET, WERE GOIN' ON AN ADVENTURE
I am here to entertain you
....you know I pretty much like everything. So come and like everything with me.
JUMP ON THE FRICKING MAGIC CARPET, WERE GOIN' ON AN ADVENTURE
38399(Source: arthurtimothyread, via theyellowbrickroad)
cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:
what does tumblr even mean
tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.
that’s actually kind of touching.
it’s actually kind of gay
that’s also what tumblr means
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![the-guardian-of-snow-days:
jolly-coalition-of-dancing:
milesjai:
ruoloc:
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion]
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion]
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
Sithi uhhmm ingonyama
Ingonyama
I FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS
it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just
yup
that’s a lion
this movie’s about a lion
just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6hvnwsoV41qa0v77o1_250.gif)
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba [There comes a lion] Sithi uhhmm ingonyama [Oh yes, it's a lion] Nants ingonyama bagithi baba Sithi uhhmm ingonyama IngonyamaI FINALLY KNOW THE FUCKING WORDS
it’s so funny to see the translated words though because you think it’s like some really profound chanting and really it’s just
yup
that’s a lion
this movie’s about a lion
just reassuring you that yes indeed lions are here
(via commander-cosmo)
Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.
It’s like she saw the future or something
(via use-the-pasta-within-you)
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MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD
clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy
(via thatoneguyfromgallifrey)
I know we were all hating on yahoo earlier but this may be the start of a great relationship
(via thatoneguyfromgallifrey)
still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
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(via oh-scarfy-oh-dumbledear)
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”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
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today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
